[brace yourself, it’s a weird one] This dragon lived in a magical city lair, on the fortieth floor of a luxury downtown high-rise in a cavernous penthouse suite. The windows were tinted and dark, but even so the dragon’s giant stash of treasure could be seen near a mile away, glistening under the low glow…
Bumblebee (turmeric & charcoal/cacao/carob) Cookies (paleo, AIP)
[Two freewrites for you for this one…may eventually move one to another post, if I get back to the bumblebee theme…] Black and yellow Bumblebee jello Turmeric charcoal Bumblebee mellow Yellow and black Perfectly cracked Sweet and mesquite Perfect home treat Easing and pleasing Soothing and cooling Perfectly fueling Eat these to sleep. Mr. and…
Santa’s Shortbread (paleo, AIP, vegan)
Many of us think of Santa as that kind, jolly old soul who appears annually on our doorsteps and chimneys and gives generously from his own plentiful store of toys back at the North Pole. Well, it turns out nothing could be further from the truth. I have recently come upon some troubling documentary evidence…
Holiday Mince Pies (paleo, AIP, vegan)
The snow fell onto the ice rink, shadowed by pine trees. Grinning at each other, the boy and girl scraped their skates on the ice. “Go!” shouted a neutral arbiter, and the two racers shot off towards the far side of the rink. They didn’t stop there, but looped around the rink, cutting grooves around their…
Scottish Short-Dragons (paleo, AIP, vegan)
One winter in the northern climes of Scotland, two dragons sat around their mountain lair, contemplating their empty larder. “Bummer,” said Azkook, gazing glumly into the pantry. “Not even any dried human jerky or jellied knees left.” “What happened to our backup supply?” asked Razkook. Azkook looked at his scaly toes guiltily. “I was watching Top Chef…
