T’was the night before Christmas and all through the house, Not a creature was stirring, except for a mouse, Who felt very hungry and wanted a treat, And went to the pantry where he found some meat, “That’s not what I want!” said the mouse to himself, Wiped the ham off his paws and went…
Baked Apples with Coconut Crème Anglaise (paleo, AIP, vegan)
“Galahad! Oh, Galahad!” cried Lancelot. “What’s up, kickass knight man?” said Galahad. “I want to have a party!” “A party?” “Yes! A party! To celebrate my impending nuptials with Guinevere.” “I thought Guinevere was married to Arthur.” “No, that’s only in the movie version. In real life Guinevere is really in love with me.” “Do…
Holiday Mince Pies (paleo, AIP, vegan)
The snow fell onto the ice rink, shadowed by pine trees. Grinning at each other, the boy and girl scraped their skates on the ice. “Go!” shouted a neutral arbiter, and the two racers shot off towards the far side of the rink. They didn’t stop there, but looped around the rink, cutting grooves around their…
Kabocha Squash Biscuits (paleo, AIP, vegan)
It was Squash the Squash Biscuit Day in Giantland, and Wilfred the Giant was jumping up and down and rattling loose great boulders down the mountainside, so excited was he to begin the squash squashing festivities. You see, it all began 600 and 50 million years ago, when Giants first discovered giant squashes in Giantland….
