Shrimp The runt of the sea Yet Delicious as can be Pair with grits For that paleo Use tigernut alternatively A bit of avocado to garnish Add beautiful color Creamy to match That wonderful consistency A perfect blend To warm the soul And fill the palette with delight Those little swimmers’ size Now feels just…
Pumpkin ‘Cheese’ (paleo, AIP, DF)
It was coming up on the end of the island’s dry season, and the three blind mice were getting antsy. “Kinda tired of the heat,” said Marvin. “And the sunburns,” said Melvin. “And mosquitoes,” said Harold. “You guys are crazy,” said Felicia, their island host. “You’re gonna go back north where it’s all polar vortex-y?”…
The Cheesiest Cheese Dip (That’s Not Made of Cheese)
Easy peasy cheesy cheese dip Orange yellow gooey cheese drip Eat with crackers fruit or a chip Easy peasy cheesy cheese dip Dairy free and still a taste trip Lovely stretchy dip t’is so rich Serve at parties, take on roadtrips Easy peasy cheesy cheese dip The Cheesiest Cheese Dip That’s Not Made of Cheese…
Poutine! (paleo, AIP)
Marvin was lying in the hammock besides the small shed where the mice had made their home over the past three months. As usual, he was bored. He twiddled his thumbs as he thought about his options for the day. Go surfing he could…but he did that yesterday, and he had sore paws and board…
Dairy-Free Caprese Salad (paleo)
Melvin, Marvin, and Arnold sat around a palm tree, blissfully napping after a satisfying meal of taro chips, alternative cheese, tapioca pudding, and haupia pie tarts. Totally starched out, they rested their paws on their full tummies and thanked their lucky stars that fate and ocean currents had seen fit to land them on this…
‘Mozzarella Cheese’ (paleo, AIP, dairy-free)
The three blind mice had long since returned from their sojourn to the moon, and had fallen into dire straits regarding their alternative cheese exploits. They had munched their way through just about every single variety of conventional cheese on the planet – everything from camembert to halloumi, feta to cotija – and just couldn’t…
