Happy to announce that our long awaited AIP community cookbook, 30 Minute Meals for the Paleo AIP is finally out today! This resource is chock full of handy recipes created by over 40 of your favorite paleo/AIP bloggers (including the Paleo Mom, among others)! Oh yeah and yours truly, with recipes for duck fried ‘rice,’ bacon-mushroom…
‘Egg’ Rolls & Spring Rolls (paleo, AIP)
Hello from Bangkok! In honor of my move to Asia, a tribute to this traditional pan-regional snack. And obligatory haikus (otherwise known as the only form of Asian poetry with which I am familiar, if you have others feel free to add them in the comments!): Haiku #1: Egg rolls are the bomb Packed…
AIP-Paleo ‘Cheez-Its’
These crackers be cheesy But really more breezy Light and delicious They taste splenderifous These crackers are easy They won’t make you wheezy You could eat hundreds Before feeling queasy Or even uneasy So make these cheesy Deliciously easy Paleo crackers (they’re also A-I-P!) And fulfill all your needs For cheez-it-y feeds! AIP-Paleo ‘Cheez-Its’ …
Dairy-Free Caprese Salad (paleo)
Melvin, Marvin, and Arnold sat around a palm tree, blissfully napping after a satisfying meal of taro chips, alternative cheese, tapioca pudding, and haupia pie tarts. Totally starched out, they rested their paws on their full tummies and thanked their lucky stars that fate and ocean currents had seen fit to land them on this…
‘Mozzarella Cheese’ (paleo, AIP, dairy-free)
The three blind mice had long since returned from their sojourn to the moon, and had fallen into dire straits regarding their alternative cheese exploits. They had munched their way through just about every single variety of conventional cheese on the planet – everything from camembert to halloumi, feta to cotija – and just couldn’t…
Mango Smoothie Breakfast Bowl (paleo, AIP, vegan)
Mangoes sitting pretty in a bowl Looking fit to eat and roll Into summer’s fair square marketplace Where they frolic with cherries and race Skipping bouncing happily Flying zipping through the trees Into low strawberry patches Next to coconut and cream-filled hatches All that’s left are blueberries Which we find by lake-filled leas Mountain springs…
Garlic Mayo | Lebanese Toum (paleo, AIP, vegan)
Flying at altitude over the ocean I look outside, caught by the notion That skies are our sea The ocean air And clouds are our sustenance Built from real fare Shaded and white Meant to be shared From them comes liquid and crystalline prayers I hold my hand out, caught unaware Solid and bright Lovely…
Summer Peach Shortcake (paleo, AIP)
Peaches sitting on the lea Brightly shining merrily Ripe and fresh picked off the tree Stone fruit summer fantasy Eat them with some hot brewed tea Bake with cobblers, pies, and ghee Make into a jubilee Or better yet go wild and free With a cream and biscuits spree Splash syrup there for all to…
Afternoon Tea Scones with Jam & ‘Clotted Cream’ (paleo, AIP)
A royal couplet, dressed all in white Entered the abbey, dripping with light Caught sight of beauties, simple and slight Millinery’s finest, captured mid-flight They swooped and they soared and they landed in sight Of soldiers, priests, guests célèbres alike Green gold and yellow and blue like a kite Crimson and daring, dashing and raring…
Sweet Potato Gnocchi (paleo, AIP, vegan)
Sweet potato gnocchi Delicate and floaty Flavorful and cozy Chewy mini mochi Fresh and light and low-key Tender sweet and rosy Won’t make you have to go pee So sit and eat some gnocchi! [I had an alternative last couplet here involving snow peas and spring, decided to go with the more sophisticated option…
Vegetable Kimchi (paleo, AIP, vegan)
In three days, they docked on foreign shores, anchoring the panokseon in a crowded harbor filled with foreign war ships. The ship had endured three lightning storms and rough seas with only one crack in the second mast, which the crew would set about repairing while the rebels were on shore. For her part the…
Pierogies (paleo, AIP)
Pierogi and pierogi sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G Sitting in a cradle of Melted fresh ghee Making pierogi babies And a dumpling confit Mr. and Mrs. Pierogi go whee They skip and they flip and they say hello to me Vaulting somersaults off the edge of the tree Landing in my tummy salty sweet and…
‘Cream Cheese’ (plain & veggie) (paleo, AIP)
Once again it is 2058, the year of the Great Bagel Famine and concurrently also the year of the Great Dairy Famine. Most of the cows have just given up at this point. They are too nutrient-deprived to produce milk, as are all other milk-producing animals (‘cept humans, thanks to some handy bio-engineering). As a…
